The Hangover Monkey “Crystal” Flies First Class

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Yep. You may recognize “Crystal” the monkey from quite a few movies, but most recently her appearance in Hangover 2. And Crystal likes to fly in style. Like we’re talking where you wish you were sitting. First class style. Her handler paid full fair for Crystal to fly this way. Talk about making paper. And just to let you peeps know, Crystal’s kind of a big deal.

According to IMDb, “In just five of her movies, she holds a box office gross of over $1.5 Billion.” Her first movie is a childhood fave Mighty Joe Young, and she’s also been in all the Night at the Museums, Zookeeper, We Bought a Zoo and the list goes on and on. In other words, Crystal might as well be sippin’ crystal from her crystal.

Best part about all of this? According to this cutie pilot, one lady was so annoyed with the monkey on a leash with it’s handler she literally walked off the plane. UHM, seriously? We’d be stoked to have this little lady sit next to us. This monkey should’ve pulled a Kanye and told the annoyed chick “I’ll turn the plane around, if yo ass keep complaining!”

I mean, let’s be real Crystal could’ve afforded it. And the whole plane. So betchy. We love it.

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