ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!
Because, DAMN, we are!
Just to get everyone excited for the upcoming football season, (yes, that includes you non-football folk who actually have no clue what’s going on) we present to you something everyone can enjoy about the football season: the cheerleaders.
Here are the 10 Hottest NFL Cheer Teams to let your eyes wander to for a play (or two) this upcoming season!
10. Arizona Cardinals
They certainly provide a morale boost from their sidelines! Their unique uniform is part of what makes them so sexy and feisty. They’ve had great team spirit over the years. We got spirit, yes we do!
9. Atlanta Falcons
Want to find your wifey? These girls are certainly the ones. According to Yahoo Sports, these girls contracts state they, “must have full-time jobs or [be] pursuing a college degree.” In other words, these gals are the full package deal.
8. New England Patriots
No wonder they are consistently one of the top teams in the NFL. They can rep that red white and blue any day of the week! Mericuh!
7. Philadelphia Eagles
Who couldn’t throw the ball 60 yards downfield if you could play in front of these girls every day! These girls are charmers for sure, so what’s not to love?
6. Oakland Raiderettes
Their stadium may have changed, but the fans love of the Raiderette cheerleaders certainly has not. According to Crawford-Carnegie of Yahoo Sports, “The Oakland Raiderettes’ are the hottest NFL squad this season.”
5. Tennessee Titans
The Titans Cheerleaders annual calendar shoot explains why they earned spot number five. They are still as scorching as ever in bikinis. Look at that cover shot. Call me maybe?
4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Some people consider Tampa Bay to have some of the best strip clubs in the U.S., but have they taken a look at the girls on their NFL team? Who needs the strip club when they can just head on over to the TB games! And they are quite the distraction. Almost too much of a distraction?
Regardless, we’ll tag along any day to see these swashbuckling pirate gals do their thing!
3. San Diego Chargers
Katy Perry got it right. Us California girls are unforgettable. Daisy dukes, bikinis on top. Sun-kissed skin, so hot, we’ll melt your popsicle! Oh oh oh oh! California gurls- We’re undeniable. Fine, fresh, fierce, we got it on lock! Maybe I’m biased, but these girls always put on a fierce show for their fans. West Coast represent!
2. Miami Dolphins
WELCOME TO MIAMI. Someone hose these girls down because they straight FUEGO! Plus, the diversity that this team brings just proves their desirability to anyone, male or female. These girls sure keep things spicy down in Miami!
1. Dallas Cowboys
Everything is certainly bigger in Texas! Including the Cowboys cheerleaders’ racks. I get why the Cowboys are considered “America’s Team,” just take a look at the girls who put on the costume each season. Save a horse ride a cowboy!