First of all, besides the fact that you’re 63 years old and that your 5’6 height would make me look like an amazon woman, NICK SABAN I LOVE YOU.
Not to mention the exorbitant amount of wins he has and the praise he receives from basically every single player he has ever come into contact with and/or coached, but he also F^&*king KILLED his speech at his daughter’s wedding.
After watching this video with having a massive amount of envy that I wasn’t born his daughter, I say screw the bride and screw the groom even more- SABAN, YOU WON MVP OF THAT WEDDING!
Thanks to all of the championships you’ve scored in the past, we know you don’t give away anything- We know you don’t. (Ugh, swoon.)