Anyone Down for SEXploration? Because Pornhub is Going to Space

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PornHub is (wait for it) going to SPACE. Like, as in spaceships and NASA and all that sh*t.

I have no words. Literally. No. Words.

Read that again: PornHub is- Going. To. Space. 

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Yep, you read that right. Someone over at the PornHub headquarters had the brilliant (or not so brilliant) idea to take their videos to space. The film will star adult entertainers Eva Lovia and Johnny Sins.

Hmm… I have SO many questions that I don’t even know where to start.

First, let’s talk about how unoriginal this is (sorry, PornHub). PornHub isn’t the first company to have this idea. In 2006, Laura Woodmansee wrote a book called Sex in Space, which detailed the plans to make a porno on the Mir space station (which is no longer around).

Second, logistics. How the f*ck is this supposed to work?!

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Sex in space cannot be easy. I mean, I’ve never been to space, let alone in a spaceship, so I don’t exactly know what the setting would look like or how things would work out, but I cannot imagine things would be simple. I mean, physics… Then again, I’m not even sure I passed that class.

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Regardless! I can image those who are into the whole bondage thing would really dig this…

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Lastly, everyone’s least favorite subtopic of sex: the repercussions. Typical trips to space last anywhere from 10 to 440 days, which can be a wide range of time. However, what happens in space won’t always stay in space, this isn’t Vegas after all.

Babies (and STD’s) are no joke, so wrap it up people.

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Safe sex is great sex, after all.

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So this is weird, right? It’s not just me?

Whatever.

If this is something you think you would be into, feel free to donate here, to make your dreams a reality. The fact that they have already collected almost $235,000 from just 1,333 people in only 29 days is SHOCKING, to say the least.

 

So enjoy you little porn gurus, you.
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May the force be with you… Or not with you if there’s no gravity, I guess?

– Alexa

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