This morning I went in every room and woke everyone up blasting “Courtesy of the Red, White & Blue” by Toby Keith.
Why? Because it’s here. It’s finally arrived.
THE FOURTH OF JULY.
AMERICA. BEER. TEENY BIKINIS. HOT DOGS. FIREWORKS.
What’s not to love?
So get your booty up, chug a beer and wave a flag and make us all proud over here at TCD. Can you think of a better day for some babes, booze & ball games? (Dizzy Bat counts!) Didn’t think so.
Don’t be thanking your lucky stars for living in a country like this, but more like be thanking those Stars and Stripes on the flag peeps!
Brought to you courtesy of… That RED, WHITE & BLUE betches.
Time to get ***STAR SPANGLED HAMMERED!***
You know you love us,